After reviewing the offers of the self-proclaimed "MrBackhand" Jarron Lopez at mrbackhand.com, I have received a string of emails that can be called crazy at best, without me ever replying in between. The first in August 2017, the last in October 2020. Here they are:
hello Phil,, We contacted H W Neisner,,, and they told our team here, that
that thought you were a tranny.... so we thought it fitting to do a video
on you,,,then were going to give Badminton Europe the link,, enjoy,, trust
me we're all laughing over here...
thank you for working for us and were not paying you a single cent.... your
awesome
sorry...trannymeister,,, can you tell us what sort of scientist you are....
as the colleges had no record of you being a scientist
they said you were learning c programming,,, but scientist mmmmmmmmmmm
but if you could help in this area its gonna be great material for us...
please share.
hey douchbag, were kinda waiting over here dude,, gollum told us that you
use multi coloured butt plugs on mondays, and penis pumps on tuesdays is
that true,
dont worry well ask Neisner just to be sure.... he answers our questions on
you..
oh and you know how you said that you can beat lee chong wei any day of the
week?.... ahh we found out that your a c grader at best...so mmm have to
say we dont think so
.. but hey any time you feel like sharing.... .. any material would be
great....
i mean anything......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bsjco4NEzmk
wooooooooow dude,, your definitely A grade material, hahahaha ,,, were
playing your videos to our pros here at the hall on the big screen and
everyones having a laugh,,,
nobody wants to play you as we feel that you would kick our asses for
sure...... so next stop lee chong wei..... if you can beat him well give
you 10 dollars.... but thank for the laughs anyway
hope you dont mind us playing the vids your inspirational... your the
laughing stock of Neisner bro..... the office guys there told us their
actually embarrassed to have you in the hall
But hey keep up that penis pumping....i hear its good for the footwork
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E8DUWiM3Fo
Ohhhh man, we just played this for the Head Coaches here in NZ and we have it
looping on the main Board your on the jumbo tron and i tell you, we want
to hire you to teach us backhands...
We need an important guy like you to come and show us how to do it,,,,,, i tell
you now we are all shit scared to to take you on in a game....i think even lin
dans gonna shit his pants! your the best weve ever seen!!
so if you like i can talk to the head coaches and if they agree, bring you down
to NZ well pay for it all and put you on a salary of 200,00 us dollars per year
all expenses paid !!!!!!
and all the pepsi you can drink......well also throw in a brand new cock pump
and 2 double ended dongs and a years subscription to scientists R us and
lustygrannys.com <http://lustygrannys.com> ...... would you like that!
Hey phil we now have your youtube videos playing in the bars upstairs in the
halls here,,, everyone comes in and watches it.... you wanna hear the
laughter,,, your famous dude!!
we just have them looping over and over agin.... weve never laughed so much in
all of our lives.... thanks for the entertainment Phil..... oh and i spoke to
The Malaysian coaches and after watching your videos are keen to have you as the
head coach for the malay team.... we could really use you down here in Division
1 as well as the NZ team are looking for a new Head coach and I have put your
name forward as a possible candidate... so if you could get a hold of John
Mcgregor at NZ Badminton and tell him i sent you...he would be delighted to hire
you straight awaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy
and when you come,,, dont forget to pack you dollys and your snugggy bear
oh and weve contacted NASA for you too and told them your available as the new
Chief Science Engineer... wowww would that be exciting... woweeeee
Hello Mr Hagemeister
At Present the Covid Situation has held us up.. but now we are back with
the filing office against you.
At present we are working with the German Federal Police, to find out who
you are, and if you have record with them.
Once we are satisfied, with our investigation into you, we will then
continue with our case against you, we will be filing down here in Auckland
New Zealand, so you will have to come down here for the case,, here in the
Albert Street Court House
It will be a Civil Case Filing, once we are satisfied with our side, you
will be notified.
All internet posts by you , are screen-shotted by us..and can be used
against you in the NZ Court of Law
--
jazz Lopez.
Auckland New Zealand